Rent: $600,000Stats: 17 bedrooms, 29 bathrooms, 20,570 square feetThe Gordon Kaufmann-designed Beverly House was built in 1926 and has been home to William Randolph Hearst, honeymoon spot to John and Jackie Kennedy, and iconic filming location for both The Godfather and The Bodyguard. It has an art deco nightclub, a beautiful library, two projection rooms, and so much more.

Rent $299,999Stats: Nine bedrooms, seven bathrooms, 20,000 square feetIt comes with all the hallmarks of awfulness: a dumb French name (Chateau Du Joyau), a huge square footage, and the words "completely rebuilt."

Rent $195,000Stats: 11 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, 43,000 square feet.This house is "suited for royalty," who apparently need vineyards, commercial kitchens, and a disco to get by.

Rent: $140,000Stats: Six bedrooms, eight bathrooms, 6,691 square feetComes with a "gigantic pool" and two spas, plus a bar/billiards room.

Rent: $100,000Stats: 4 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, 7,500 square feetPerfect for some addled (but not too addled) celeb, this house comes with 360-degree views, "one of a kind walls of glass and illuminated waterways," a 40-foot atrium waterfall, and a rooftop pool.

Rent: $100,000Stats: 9 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms, 6,685 square feetComes with a guesthouse with three different apartments, a north/south tennis court, and a screening room.

Rent: $95,000Stats: 10 bedrooms, 11.5 bathrooms, 18,000 square feetThis newly-constructed compound includes four structures, including a main house with elevator and three-car garage, a two-story guesthouse, and a two-car garage.

Rent: $93,000Stats: 3 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 3,825 square feetOnly an architect would be a bottle opener on the front of his house. This house comes with 55 feet of beach frontage on Malibu Road, plus white marble floors, elevator, and a bunch of white leather furniture. No pets, obviously.

Rent: $85,000Stats: 5 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms, 10,189 square feetThis odd house comes with lots of koi ponds, a pool, tennis court, basement, wine cellar, elevator, and three-car garage.

Rent: $75,000Stats: 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, 6,462 square feetIt's only available for a few brief periods, but this house comes with travertine floors, folding glass doors, pool and spa, and a master with fireplace and gym.

Rent: $72,500Stats: 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, 16,381 square feetA recently-remodeled house with a separate guesthouse with screening room.

Rent: $70,000Stats: 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, 14,092 square feet