Horrifyingly, Cher's "classic" house, with columns dating all the way back to 1972, is not in Beverly Hills or even on the Westside. It's in Encino. This is one of the few totally appropriate times to be like "as if!"

We first meet Dionne outside her house (actually in Beverly Hills, so we can all sleep well tonight) in her truly terrible shopping-with-Dr.-Seuss hat. At least she didn't skin a collie to make her bag.

Cher totally paused.

Grant provided interiors for Bronson Alcott High—where Cher argues for violence in TV shows, organizes Pismo Beach disaster relief, and hooks Miss Geist up with Mr. Hall. This is a really good school.

Cher's sanctuary, a place she can gather her thoughts and regain her strength (but only the exterior).

In reality, the Contempo Casuals at which Cher does not at all get buyers' remorse was in the Beverly Center.

Dudes: never ditch your date in a liquor store parking lot because she won't put out. But we'd like to hope that muggers in the gentrifying NoHo Arts District are more conversant in totally important designers like Azzedine Alaia these days.

Josh's lame date Heather does not remember Mel Gibson accurately, so she doesn't know that it's that Polonius guy who says "to thine own self be true."

Tai has a near-death experience at the Fashion Square when a couple of total Barneys dangle her over a railing.

Sober and motivated Travis wins Tai's heart with his dope skateboarding moves at Shoreline Village.