"Laser facial" sounds like future slang for "shot a guy in the face," but apparently it is a contemporary service that people pay a lot of money for—enough money that three at $75-a-pop each sounds like a steal. Such is the advertisement on this curt but presumably well-meaning bus that wants Angelenos to have laser-clean faces. Knowing that this sounds like a clever gag—like those SquirrelTruth posters on the Chicago L—the ad concludes by assuring everyone that #ThisIsReal. The lesson is clear here: Wash your mug, Los Angeles, before it gets so crusty that you need to pay a laser to wash it for you.
· Metro Local - Your Face Is Dirty [@TomOwens149]