Curbed National today features 10 "spectacularly terrible" castles that have recently hit the market, ranging from your classic mini-golf stylings to the moated and battlemented California vineyard estates. Sure, some are on swamp lands, some tilt to one side, and some have interiors resembling "a fancy Olive Garden," but hey, a lot of these are relatively affordable, so at least buyers will be maximizing their castle trappings per dollar, right? Right? Anyway, have a look. [Curbed National]
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