If Bret Easton Ellis was writing American Psycho today, this Westwood listing may serve as the perfect Patrick Bateman abode. It's what happens when every single design flourish from the early aughts is used in an unholy mashup of Hollywood Regency, midcentury modern, and European d-bag contemporary. But bless the listing agent for trying to polish this turd with some poetry: "Sexy, Sleek, Sophisticated!... The sculptural beauty of venetian plaster, mesmerizing fireplace, European flair everywhere!" The two-bedroom, two-and-a-half bath condo listing also features crimson-toned wood floors, mirrored furniture and lots and lots of white leather, natch. The 2,345 square foot condo was last sold in May 2012 for $810,000. Fast forward a year and a half later and the asking price is $1.52 million. Don't expect a view for that price, the unit is on the 4th floor and seems to overlook?a neighboring rooftop. But all is not lost. If you want the full douchebag package, get ready to pop that collar and pony up. The custom leather furniture and a Maserati are also available, bro. --Marissa Gluck
· 10724 Wilshire Blvd #411 [Estately]
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