Hard to believe this beauty has been on the market off and on since 2011, eh? From the outside, the six-bedroom Mediterranean with its lush grounds are actually pretty ok, but you know you're in trouble when you get to the zebra-patterned runner down the stairs. Located in gated Beverly Park, the 2002 house has "8049 sqft of aesthetically designed living space," "grand two-story foyer, formal dining rm and a great room," gourmet kitchen, large wine cellar and a mess of marble in the master bath. We don't want to know why those fur blankets are glowing, but the orange walls in the kid's room are kinda kicky. Back when the house was first listed, it caught the eye of our pals at Curbed National for its classy marketing strategy, auctioning off Botox treatments to open house attendees. Since then the price has come down a bit to $8.195 million, and the sellers got a different agent. It's either just found or lost a buyer--Redfin says it was listed yesterday, but the agent's website says it's in escrow.
· 2481 Summitridge Drive [Architectural Estates]