Maria Shriver, a Kennedy for heaven's sake, still has Christmas lights up at her Brentwood house. It is just about April. You better believe tongues are clucking and martinis are sloshing as neighbors lean in to gossip about it, at least according to TMZ, which adds that "neighbors haven't approached Maria directly yet because they like her and don't want to hurt her feelings ... but in typical passive aggressive neighborly fashion, they're hoping word will make its way back to her." Nice, guys.
· NEIGHBORS TO MARIA SHRIVER TAKE DOWN YOUR XMAS LIGHTS ALREADY!!! [TMZ]