Are you stuck in a rut, geometry-wise? Have you never stopped to worry that you could be pushed into your own fireplace by greedy children? Could your shower feel more smeared in blood? This house in Santa Barbara, which "will remind you of something straight of a storybook," should shake you free of all of that. It was built in 1978 and has four levels, three or four bedrooms, an elevator and spiral staircase, and a pool with grotto (just like in the Grimm stories). Asking price is $1.795 million.