One day, children, if you work hard enough and President Romney keeps taxes low enough, you too may control the Palms Casino and the Sacramento Kings and own 87 pairs of black boots and a gag-worthy megamansion in Beverly Park. Dare to dream. Keep shooting for the stars. That's obviously what Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Adrienne Maloof has done--and now that gag-worthy megamansion in Beverly Park is for sale (as Maloof divorces plastic surgeon Paul Nassif). The house is listed by fellow Real Housewives star Mauricio Umansky (he's married to Housewife Kyle Richards). Synergy! It was designed by prolific megamansion architect Richard Landry and built in 2000 and comes with eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, two acres of land, a tennis court, a media room, a wine cellar, a swimming pool, and pool and guesthouses. And it's right across the street from the former home of Real Housewife Lisa Vanderpump--she and Maloof used to drive to each other's houses. Adorable. Asking price is $26 million.
· Beverly Park Estate | Beverly Hills Post Office [The Agency]