"Italian Renaissance greets you as you enter the dbl door entry," says the listing for this 1985 four-bedroom in Glendora's Morgan Ranch neighborhood. What it doesn't mention is that Italian Renaissance then blinds you with a handful of sand and has his friend Pre-Revolutionary France hold your arms while he pummels you bloody. When it's all done, Suburban Ranch House With a Disco Ball walks in and tells you he just banged your wife. On the other hand, the house has a pool. Asking price is $1.988 million.
· 2103 MEADOWBROOK Ln [Redfin]