Well, the views for this listing aren't exactly "jetliner" and the square footage is unimpressive. The location, however, is to die for (sorry). Yes, we're talking about Hollywood Forever Cemetery, where a trio of crypts is currently up for sale via Craigslist. Per the ad, these final resting places are all located "in the 'historic' (no more being added) Court of The Apostles." Asking price for the crypts, which can be purchased either individually or as a group is $3,000/each; however, unlike death, this figure is "negotiable."
· $10000 3 Crypts in Hollywood Forever Cemetery [Craigslist]