This 1957 post and beam in South Pasadena is pretty handsome and oh man is the listing ever excited about it: "NOT JUST a BEAUTIFUL HOUSE on TOP of the HILL, but YOUR DREAM HOME ? alas, you can now LIVE, ENTERTAIN and CELEBRATE on the most prestigious hill top address of South Pasadena." Man, do you think you're even ready for that? Can you handle realizing your dreams? You're overdue for a haircut and you owe your sister a phone call. Ponder that while we tell you that the house has four bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, "Travertine flooring throughout," some floor-to-ceiling glass, and a pool. Asking price is $1.488 million.
· 280 SAINT ALBANS Ave [Redfin]