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Porn Company Building Underground Apocalypse Bunker in Van Nuys

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Underground apocalypse porn bunker in the Valley? We'll take 11 of this story, please. Van Nuys company Pink Visual announced last week (NSFW) that it's "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." The bunker will include several fully-stocked bars (but for how long??), a stage, and of course a porn studio. A plan of the site also shows "co-ed glass shower enclosure decontamination units" and a "hydroponics / refrigeration beverage center."

PV says they hope to finish major construction by September 2012 in order to be ready for the December 21 apocalypse. While spokesman Quentin Boyer told LA Weekly that at the very least PV will have an awesome one-night party, plus a spare bunker come December 22, he also says in the release "Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above."