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Most Enthusiastic Ad Ever Makes Apartments Sound So Awesome

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Update 12:26 am: As a commenter points out, this ad was ripped off from a popular old Craigslist post. Now we've lost all faith in humanity and apartments. Sifting through Craigslist ads for an apartment can be a huge drag, especially when you don't have a lot of money. But what if, just when you think you'll lose it if you see another 300 square foot box with a mirrored sliding closet door and Venetian blinds, you read "Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and CEILINGS. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!" Yeah! Suddenly a shared room near the 10 Freeway with carpeting starts to sound amazing. The whole idea of apartments starts to sound amazing. Bless these roommate-seekers. Here's the rest:

$400 $400 Holy Crap Shared ROOM w/Female on Craigslist!! (Pico Blvd/ Near 10 FWY.) You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and CEILINGS. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!

ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. YOU can walk to WILSHIRE BLVD from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 5 Minutes from USC and less than SMC and UCLA cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit The Grove with a ROCK. BUT DON'T. We keep it civilized. We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. . .So soft. . .Transcends the walking barefoot experience.

Man the room. . .You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!!So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. Just you and a girl roommate. We aint bunk bedding out this motherfucker.

AWWW SHIT! We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YoUR APPLIANCES. PLAY my XBOX 360 because I never do. NO need for candles or firewood, because we got LIGHTS and HEAT.

-this pad has doors so people don't come up inn yo space son
-this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBOrS!
-A swimming pool so you can get your swim on. SAY WHAT!!

PICTURE RELATED, YOUR BAD ASS NEW ROOMMATES!!

· $400 $400 Holy Crap Shared ROOM w/Female on Craigslist!! (Pico Blvd/ Near 10 FWY.) [Craigslist]