"Malibu is Such an Aries"

Last week, LA Weekly got "local celebrity astrologer Dr. Craig" to read the horoscopes of four LA cities based on their founding dates. He predicts that hot, young women will rule LA in 2013, WeHo will try to provide more services for its residents, and Bell will make a comeback. But hey, what's this?: "There will be a sudden, dramatic change in Malibu over the next year. But not a natural one, not a landslide or something like that. Malibu's identity is going to shift and its not going to be so easy for residents to take." [LAW]