This place in the Palisades is so stiff upper lip that it'll barely let the listing in for a look around. Well, we'll take what we can get. The estate includes eight bedrooms and nine bathrooms spread between a 1926 main house and an attached, two-suite guesthouse, along with a pool and rose gardens. The listing calls the house "restored meticulously for today's discerning tastes." Asking price is a drop-your-monocle $14 million.
· 13150 LUCCA Dr [Redfin]