You come across a lot of hyperbole, misplaced enthusiasm, and shameless turd-polishing in real estate listings, but the fellow who penned this ad on Craigslist for a one-bedroom strikes us as having a rare gift. "Awesome Carpet, Radical Appliances, Ice Cold A/C, Steamy Shower Doors and MORE! Your very own mailbox...Complimentary elevator...Water and trash is paid for alongside fumigation services available each month at no cost. $995.
· $995 / 1br - Great 1 Bedroom in hip small community on a hill [Craigslist]