Though the listing copy for this Arlington Heights home invites us to "step into turn-of-the-century, Old Los Angeles," it looks awfully shiny for a hundred-year-old house. With seven bathrooms, you'd never have to wait in line to shower in the morning, but on the other hand, that's a lot of toilets to scrub. The 18,000-square-foot property also has a guesthouse, so if the embattled subjects of Utah polygamist reality show Sister Wives need to skip town, this might make the perfect hideout. Asking price is $899,000, or $165 per square foot.
· 1201 WESTCHESTER Pl [Redfin]