Oh do we love a good piece of Kelly Wearstler gossip, and hallelujah, here on the market comes the Malibu beach house the wacky designer and her husband, Kor Group's Brad Korzen, share with three other families. The house is right on Carbon Beach and has six bedrooms and four and a half bathrooms, a media room, and a chef's kitchen. "The home was completely redone in 2009," says the listing, so Wearstler must've taken her time redecorating, since the crew bought the house in 2004 (for $8.5 million). Your Mama at Real Estalker has some juice as usual--in a feature on the house last fall, Metropolitan Home said its old look was "reminiscent of an '80s surf-and-turf restaurant." Who's into nets and plastic lobsters? Why, Janet Jackson, from whom the house was purchased. Mama calls the new look "a kind of Super Studios meets Michael Taylor meets an eight ball of cocaine from the 1970s mixed with a soupçon of Fornasetti and a dash of the Museum of Natural History all of which is blanketed with every shade of cream, sand, tan, taupe, beige, biscuit, ecru and café au lait known to (wo)mankind." Asking is $21.9 million.
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