Via Loyolan "Law & Order: Los Angeles," this college-themed story is all teed up for you. Throw in an undie run sub-plot and you're done. The Los Angeles Loyolan reports that a "burglar or a group of burglars" swiped Baby Jesus from Nativity scene from at the school. But the paper tries to make sense of the sacrilegious act. "Fortunately, the missing Baby Jesus will not ruin Christmas. Just as the Grinch discovered that the important holiday is not something physical that can be stolen, the LMU community can come together to enjoy the priceless and intangible aspects of Christmas, without a complete Nativity scene."
· Baby Jesus Burglar [Loyolan]