Heirlooms = Satan's Tomatoes

"An evangelist's message of hell and damnation has led vendors at the Covina Farmers Market to circulate a petition to keep him away because they say his aggressive tactics are hurting business," says the San Gabriel Valley Tribune. Stuart Scott uses quizzes and fake money to lure in non-believers and apparently sometimes tells children they're going to hell. The market's manager tells the paper "If he's making everybody miserable, that's not the godly thing to do." [SGVT]