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Sea Lions, And Nudists, and Bans, Oh My!

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In the ongoing battle between clothing-optional enthusiasts and The Man (when The Man is state Parks and Recreation officials), it seems this round has been won by the latter. Officials recently buried the rotting carcass of a sea lion that washed up on shore in a spot popular with nudists, just 20 feet from their volleyball court. (Note to nudists: Remember that "Seinfeld" episode about "bad naked"? Just sayin'). With a "fin protruding from the sand and the stench of rotting flesh" in the air, the nudists (remember that nude sunbathing is now banned) suspect there may an element of retaliation at play. [OC Register]