Goats Gone Wild

Via sister site Eater LA, we learn of the errant goat that just wants a little lap dance in Coachella. Apparently a runaway goat stared at its reflection in the doors of Lynx Gentlemen's Club in Coachella "for hours" and then smacked the door until he smashed it, causing roughly $2,000 in damage. The goat had first "visited the club" the previous day. According to the Desert Sun, when authorities first responded to the call, they believed it was an act of vandalism, until they reviewed the surveillance footage. Vandals got nothin' on that mutton. [Eater LA/Desert Sun]