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New to Market: Secret Desert Volcano Lair

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This is really more of a vacation place--it's out in Newberry Springs in the middle of the desert in San Bernardino County about two hours from LA. But by "vacation," we do mean "secret hideout where you watch your dastardly plans unfold on flat screens and cackle at your minions." The Volcano House caps "a small volcanic peak in the high desert...Concrete and truss beams form its dome allowing the interior to embrace 360 degrees of stark, strong almost lunar landscape." There's a main house with two bedrooms and two bathrooms, and a guest house with one bedroom and one bathroom. The listing doesn't mention shark pits, control rooms, or giant laser beams, so you might have to install some of those yourself (maybe they're just unpermitted?). The asking price is $750,000, which is nothing compared to what you'll be able to extort from world leaders once you own the place.
· The Volcano House [Deasy/Penner]
· 50451 Silver Valley Rd [Redfin]