In anticipation of tomorrow morning's big Michael Jackson memorial at Staples, City Councilwoman Jan "Your couch is comfortable" Perry's office has just released a map showing detailed information related to street closures, impacted intersections, and traffic officers. Frankly, if this map doesn't stop those Europeans from boarding planes to Los Angeles, we don't know what will. According to Perry's office, the open/closed times are displayed on the map in the hexagonal symbols, and these plans may change/be updated. Meanwhile, Eastsider LA reported on all the street closures near Dodger Stadium, where the fans are picking up their tickets and wrist bands (they have to sleep with their wrist bands on tonight!).