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That's Rather Hideous: Bienvenidos A Miami

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This home could easily be a perfectly fossilized set piece from "Miami Vice." Maybe if Calderone hadn't died in season one, he'd have gone on to live a long and happy life in this house. While the pink and turquoise exterior recalls our beloved Crockett and Tubbs, the interior is the apotheosis of subtlety and class. As defined by Scarface. Mirrored ceilings in the entry hall, a kitchen more befitting Palm Beach than Hancock Park, and crystal chandeliers everywhere. And an "entertainment pavilion" to shower your guests with coke and whores. According to the listing for this "elegant luxury home," it also includes six bedroom, six-and-a-half baths, a "handpainted/sculptured wall and ceiling," a separate guest house and a pool. Bring your Ferrari Daytona Spyder, your Jan Hammer CD, and your pastel suits. All of this elegance doesn't come cheap. Last sold in May 1999 for $1.425 million, today's asking price is $4.6 million or $781 per square foot.
· 344 So. Rimpau Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90020 [Redfin]