This one is for the CEO/VIP/Celebrities who undoubtedly read Curbed. But if you are a CEO/VIP/Celebrity, you need to be a nature-loving, low-key type, since the listing acknowledges "We know that this is not a house for everyone. If you are into extravagance, this is NOT the place for you. If you are real and earthy and love nature, privacy, art, meditation, yoga etc. this is THE place." The three-bedroom, three-bath house was constructed as an "homage" to FLW's Prairie Home and has beamed ceilings, a stone fireplace, and a spa. The listing warns "it is modest and small and therefore appeals only to unpretentious, successful, and secure individuals who don't have to 'prove' something." Hey, we can write this ad too! If you've been on the cover of US Weekly, this is not the home for you. If you've been on TMZ, this is not the home for you. If you've dated anyone from "The Hills," this is not the home for you. If you're Kanye West, this is not the home for you. The house is in a "securely gated community" and is available furnished or unfurnished, short or long term. Monthly rent: $10,000.
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