[Middle shot via You are Here]
Does anyone ever tire of the virtual destruction of Los Angeles landmarks? Just a couple weeks ago we watched Santa Monica crack off the continent and fall into the sea in the "2012" trailer. The Onion doesn't have the CGI firepower director Roland Emmerich does, but in this morbid clip they destroy the Staples Center and kill all the Clippers and many of their fans with a buckled girder. With fans no longer forced to watch the game, "the sports world is breathing a sigh of relief," reports the anchor.
Previously in slightly tasteless SoCal-devastating Onion videos: Californians Gather to Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition.
· Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End to Clippers Game [Onion]