The Consumerist catches what is likely a fake housing ad, because we can't imagine a landlord possibly lacking the self-awareness to realize he's become a stereotype. Prospective tenants should probably be born again Christians, although the landlord is careful to point out its illegal for him "to require a Christian in the apartment, against the human rights." The basement apartment in Vancouver will also maintain heat at precisely 21 degrees, air conditioning at 25 degrees, and the rent includes basic cable, internet ("with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites" and a 5:30 wake up call every morning. Thinking of moving up north? Just make sure you "do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior, do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle, and do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Oh, and there's this: "Mandatory drug screening required." Something tells us these requirements will eliminate about 99% of Curbed's readers. [Consumerist]
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