O ye of little experience and even less hope, your day has come: Curbed LA is looking for an intern. Here are the details: tasks shall be news-gathering related, at least one morning a week. The duration shall be indefinite. The pay shall be infinitesimal, but stands to increase to semi-infinitesimal over time; writing opportunities, academic credit possible. The glory shall be extraordinary.
If you're interested, drop an email to email@example.com with the subject header "Curbed LA Intern," explaining your interest in the gig in no more than two paragraphs. (If you've got a blog, be sure to tell us about it.) No resumes or other attachments, please.