Out of concern for Angelenos' sexual health, this comment simply cannot be ignored. Under a link to a Daily News story about how the weekday commute turns people into listless weekend slugs, a Curbed reader quietly notes: "The traffic also puts a damper on your sex-life, I've found."
Anonymous reader (actually, we know your IP address or something), thank you for speaking up. And yes, the New York Times famously did a story on all the reasons why people have sex, so we must posit this theory: Is all that mind-numbing, muscle-atrophying traffic curbing our sexy time? God, where are those new subways?