This Is Why We Go To Dive Bars

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No one thinks terrorists are targeting the Burgundy Room with car bombs. According to the LA Times, however, in the wake of the London car bomb plots, the LAPD has launched a security review of LA's clubs. "The threat has significantly expanded," Bratton said. "Hollywood, with the highest number of nightclubs in the U.S., is a target." Will that scare away the Hiltons and Spears and Lohans (yes, we know Lindsay is sober now but how long until Ali hits Hyde)? Unlikely. And as blogging.la points out, the greater threat is drunk drivers (and we'd like to add "accidental" vagina-flashing to that list). Especially with those girls behind the wheel.
· LAPD fear terrorists may target Hollywood clubs [blogging.la]
· LAPD reviews terror threat at nightclubs [LA Times]