Well, let's see if the downtown toilets can do THIS. Sure, the toilets can blog, but these days anybody (anything?) can have a blog. We joked about the Roosevelt blogging, but it has stepped up its game. Now it's all over Youtube, with some incredibly irritating jazz fusion we're assuming was the best they could find without paying music licenses. No such worries for its loft party video, which is apparently Bringing Sexy Back.