A concerned reader emails us the above pic of something he saw in his neighborhood that disturbed him to his core. Ok, this is actually us, and this is a pic from our cameraphone, but our question is real. Some asshat, or government asshat, in our neighborhood stuck this sign to a palm tree over the weekend in an area where we frequently park due to the lack of available parking in and directly in front of our apartment building. Our question is, is this sign real and if we park in front of it will we get towed? The sign, which appears to be made of metal, is the only one on the block and as we mentioned is attached to a tree. Also, can we sue the person who erected this sign for emotional trauma? Thank you.