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Downtown Los Angeles Not Getting Any

Apparently, Downtown Los Angeles has a MySpace page, but only 23 friends. Meanwhile, Staples Center's MySpace page lists 1,009 friends. Even Little Tokyo is more popular: 232 friends. Why is Downtown Los Angeles so unliked? Well, it lists itself as a 101-year-old male eunuch.
Here is the whole profile:
Headline: "(213)"
Orientation: No Answer
Here For: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
Gender: Male
Age: 101
· Counting Downtown's Friends [Downtown News]
· Downtown Los Angeles [My Space]