While the rest of LA's centers get firey disasters, the Valley counters with a water geyser. As of this moment, it appears that a geyser has erupted from a fire hydrant in Warner Center and is presently shooting 4 stories into the air. No word on casualties or water damage though we imagine the Daily News reporters will be all over this.
UPDATE: Never mind. The stupid disaster was over an hour ago but our lame-o Curbed servers failed to post until just seconds ago. Thank God, we weren't in imminent danger.