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Splash No More


Sad news: Word comes via Los Anjealous that Splash The Relaxation Spa, popular spot for Elimidate couples as well as area hookers, is closed and has a "huge available sign draped across its front." The number for the 3rd Street spa has been disconnected. Whoever buys the place, please just vaccinate the whole building.
· BREAKING! SPLASH SPA CLOSED; NEW PLACE TO TAKE HOOKERS DESPERATELY SOUGHT [Los Anjealous]