An early morning posting on Craigslist, and boy, things are tough for those striking writers. This guy is offering to pen your laundry list, novel, and even letters to your landlord. Of course, he already has a treatment, an idea why'd you need a note written. "[It'd be your] letter to your landlord, telling him that you have no choice but to leave because the man downstairs refuses to keep the windows closed and his screechy bird is driving you crazy." Screechy? More storylines about the bird/questions about this man's mental health follow. Also, if you're a lazy striking writer, this service is offering temps to strike for you.
· Now that we writers are on strike, I'm looking for something to do! [Craigslist]