Calling all wannabe kings, wizards, and jesters! You’ve finally found yourself a home for sale in Malibu where you can joust and cast spells galore. For all of those who want to live a King Arthur lifestyle with an ocean view, we have found the perfect home. This 6,256 sq. foot six bedroom, eight bathroom castle sits on a bluff overlooking Malibu Colony. This castle, called “Castle Kashan,” comes complete with a turret and that tooth pattern on the roof so you can shoot your flaming arrows and duck for cover while combating against the nearest hostile fiefdom. Unlike a real castle, however, this house was built in the 1970s by some eccentric doctor, and now some equally eccentric Iranian oil heiress sits on her throne here. Though there’s no moat, you will have an ample 2.5 acres on which to raise your unicorns. Retail price for medieval fantasy: $17 million.
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