From the "smells of desperation" category of home sellers comes this interesting buyer incentive. How about a house with a brand new car included? Dream home, indeed. This seller really wants you to buy his meth lab home in lovely Palmdale. From the totally not sketchy Craigslist ad:
Seller will provide buyer a NEW CAR with a full price purchase of this home. *FREE CAR-what? That's right, a FREE CAR with the purchase of this beautiful home. Very desirable Area!!! Large home near the AV Country Club! 3 bedrooms + loft, 3 bathrooms, new interior paint, wide open kitchen with new appliances, Large living room, Large bedrooms, CUL-De-Sac, 2 car attached garage with new opener!! Conveniently located close to stores, the mall, movie theater, restaurants, schools, and freeway friendly!!! Hurry!! We're sold. Retail Price given as $379,900 with a wow and three exclamation points.
· $379900 A House and a Car for $379,900! Wow!!! [Craigslist]