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Not that it was ever a hotbed of excitement, but now we really can’t think of a reason that we’d ever go to Glendora. The city recently outlawed tattoo parlors, massage parlors, and medicinal marijuana dispensaries. Are they trying to say that masseurs are hookers? People in Glendora will have nothing to do if they can’t get pot, tattoos, and massages unless it involves a chain restaurant. We’re betting that dancing will soon get the axe from the list of acceptable activities in Glendora. We’ve seen this movie before, and it will end with someone in tears.
· Glendora Outlaws Drugs, Tattoos, Massage Parlors [CBS2]