1.

my friend J. went. she said that david hertz had a bullhorn and stopped in front of each house, and yelled through the bullhorn for the architect or house owner, i guess, to come out...and talk about the house. which they did. sounded fun...

2.

This really would have been successful if everyone biked nude.

3.

Bike seat + Bare Naked Ass = Not a pretty picture

4.

It's good to know that the people of Venice took this weekend to not drive their 17 mpg BMWs.

5.

Yes but Frances Anderton?...

6.

damnit i forgot all about it! and i live there!!!

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Bike seat + Bare Naked Ass = Not a pretty picture

And not a pretty smell either.

8.

Sounds hilarious...hey come out come out come out wherever you are...we wanna see your house rich person...get out here and explain yourself and your damn house NOW...we are on bikes and we wont leave until you tell us about your pad!!! Bike shorts are offensive enough...no nudies!

9.

ewwww I just thought of Lance Armstrong's one ball! Thanks curbed!

10.

Hey, you also missed the Little Tokyo Tofu Festival!

You haven't lived until you've drank a Virgin Tofu Margarita. Mmmmm, mucusy.

11.

Yuck - BICYCLES! Ewwww. Sweaty balls! Gross. People who ride bikes have genitals - it's true! How terribly dirty!

WTF? Is that the best you can do?

You know what is nasty? The crotch rot all you overweight car jockeys get sitting in traffic for hours on end.

12.

Wow, what a tremendous turnout. I wanted to go and had made a reservation, but I was beat and it was hot. I shouldn't have been such a lazy ass.

13.

So...what was Lorcan wearing??