Always a treat to encounter the distinctive verbal stylings of Richard Wilkinson, the agent who introduced us to "Real Estate Santa." Here's Richard's pitch for this sunny vintage bungalow located a few blocks north of York Boulevard between Avenue 56 and 57 in Highland Park.
"Hey you. Yes you. Can you lean in a little closer? Thanks. It happened. I found it for you. Yep, the house you've been looking for, longing for, hoping for. I found it and it's perfect: perfect location, perfect kitchen, perfect bathrooms (2), perfect bedrooms (3), perfect laundry room, perfect garage that functions as the perfect office/studio space, perfect yard that's perfectly manicured and perfectly drought tolerant and even perfect fencing. I told you I'd find it. Now lean in a little closer, put both your arms around your computer monitor and give it a gentle squeeze. Ahhh, there you go. I'm doing the same thing to my computer. You see, even a virtual hug feels good, doesn't it? But not as good as the warm embrace of home."
Asking price for the 1,330-square-foot bungalow is $699,000, and open house is scheduled for Sunday, June 5 between 2 and 5 p.m. and Tuesday, June 7 between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m.
941 Nolden St. [Estately]
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